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Hyundai Equus
2 years ago
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Nuthin all that important
My no 1 place to buy...chicken?!
Rednecks..good movers!
Nicke Svensson of Giftorm and Rigid Hips..he knows!Craigslist
Check it out. I'm sure lots of ya'll have experienced this.
So you find some shit on wheels on Craigslist and ya think buying it would be the bomb.
Awrite, well ya call the dude and agree on a time to watch his "beauty" that he "really doesn't wanna sell" but "just got laid of" and "wife tells me i have to"...yadda yadda yadda..
Soo..you GPS yer way to his ol shabby house in a gnarly part of town and of course dude ain't there..
Well, he doesn't answer the phone either. Go figure!
After a lot of long minutes dude shows up, all stoned and fukked up, eyes rotating like pinballs and he stinks like a flock of skunks.
The amazing car he's trying to hustle you is of course nuthin of what he told ya. Rusty, wrecked, dirty, "rims not coming with the car", "stereo belongs to an uncle" , title is missing somewhere cuz "he just moved". But, most importantly and something that never fails...The battery is dead, or missing cuz "my homeboy borrowed it last month"..Yeah sooooooo.....?
I do not consider myself a narrow minded or grumpy guy, but IF you wanna sell something that according to the add is in a good running condition. You better have that goddamn thang running when i show up after driving for hours. Especially since we had agreed on this 14 days ago!
Guess some people are just born dumb!
So you find some shit on wheels on Craigslist and ya think buying it would be the bomb.
Awrite, well ya call the dude and agree on a time to watch his "beauty" that he "really doesn't wanna sell" but "just got laid of" and "wife tells me i have to"...yadda yadda yadda..
Soo..you GPS yer way to his ol shabby house in a gnarly part of town and of course dude ain't there..
Well, he doesn't answer the phone either. Go figure!
After a lot of long minutes dude shows up, all stoned and fukked up, eyes rotating like pinballs and he stinks like a flock of skunks.
The amazing car he's trying to hustle you is of course nuthin of what he told ya. Rusty, wrecked, dirty, "rims not coming with the car", "stereo belongs to an uncle" , title is missing somewhere cuz "he just moved". But, most importantly and something that never fails...The battery is dead, or missing cuz "my homeboy borrowed it last month"..Yeah sooooooo.....?
I do not consider myself a narrow minded or grumpy guy, but IF you wanna sell something that according to the add is in a good running condition. You better have that goddamn thang running when i show up after driving for hours. Especially since we had agreed on this 14 days ago!
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